|Me watching the Olympics at age 8:||Oh that's nice
|Me watching the Olympics at age 12:||Wow I hope we win
|Me watching the Olympics at age 16:||I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
being told i was smart and above average from a young age was probably one of the worst things to happen to me because now i have a complex and question my entire existence when i dont excel at something right away
(Source: vampirevvekend, via flitwickslittlebrotha)
shhh don’t say mean things about yourself, i happen to like that person.
[job interviewer voice] we found naked pictures of you during a quick google search for your name and we wish to inform you…… that your bod is slammin’ 10/10 you’re hired see you monday
"Who I am comes in waves."
Why I hate going on Facebook.
the thing that upsets me most here is that quite a few of these sample replies show profile photos of children. These people are raising families and kids. And for those fathers with daughters,I wonder how amusing they would find it if they knew there was at least a 1 in 4 chance of their own child being sexually assaulted or raped in her own lifetime.
A real funny joke there, dads.
if you see those before and after puberty things and get bothered because you still think you look pretty gross, remember that some pokemon have two evolutions and some have three
this is the most inspirational thing i’ve heard all week
the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again